You can each help yourself to the dumplings
The katsu’s for all, so feel free.
The black cod’s for Joy,
You can hand her the soy,
But save some sashimi for me.
We’ve ordered a mix of tempura,
The extra tofu’s on its way.
The chicken’s for Tim,
He wants Sum of that Dim.
Keep all the dips – they’re here to stay.
We’re not sure who ordered the noodles,
I doubt that we’ll need all this rice.
We’ve worked out it’s Murray,
Who ordered the curry,
Which looks like a stew but tastes nice.
Does anyone here want a coffee?
And who wants some more of this wine?
Thank god we have Jill,
Who’s dissected the bill,
Because I said the sashimi was mine.
